Oh, how I entertain myself
For those not in the know, the Beaufort wind scale is used to quantify weather data. NAAMP protocol calls for surveys to only be conducted from codes 0-4 (the latter only in the Great Plains). My particular protocol’s author felt it best to clarify this by writing “DO NOT CONDUCT SURVEY AT LEVEL 5 IN ALL REGIONS.” Because all caps makes sure you really get your meaning across.
Thus I almost replaced the lower caption with “fucking Great Plains.”
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